Anonymous Haiku Pulls Trough

Holding you tightly,
cool porcelain feels so good,
I love you toilet.

by- anonymous


anonymous gets the nod for the week 6 title with this haiku gem, and I would like to respond with my own:

don't know who you are
week 6 drunken haiku czar
keep the flame alive


As some of you may remember, a couple of post back I said I was being hired to play a bachelor party this month. Well Saturday the big party finally happened.
The guys hired three acts for the night- a mime, me, and a stripper.

Did I mention the mime?

I was glad to find that the mime did not get naked. He mainly twirled plates, and juggled, although he did act out a disturbing rendition of my "Cowboy" song.
The stripper/dancer, while not the most beautiful girl, wasn't ugly, and she did get naked.

I love strippers/dancers!!

The party ended with the guys picking their fantasy football draft order with the help of the stripper/dancer and six ping pong balls.

Did I mention I love strippers/dancers?
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Anyway I thought that I would try something new with the drunken haiku this week. I want to try doing a theme.
And in honor of the bachelor party, the theme for this week will be - Mimes!!!

So send in your drunken mime haiku, and we'll see how it goes.