Thats great I've been looking for the Slug on the Sofa doll for years. This is the last piece I need to complete my collection. Last month I found the "Public Urination Ken" doll and the "Roomate Caught Masterbating in the Kitchen" doll at a flea market for $20(I would have paid $50).
Already got 'em my friend. In fact just last week I staged a Doll Jerry Springer episode where "ass-crack-plumber ken" got married to my "bare foot and pregnant barbie", and then my "transexual Fred" doll got all sorts of pissed off and started throwing chairs.
Hey Paul-- Did you find the "Torso Girl Barbie" yet? She's part of the Jerry Springer White Trash Barbie. collection. You'll have to collect all 4. Besides "Torso Girl Barbie" (who I hear is so popular, she's flying off the shelves at Wal-Mart as quick as they can get get their hands...wait, maybe I shouldn't continue the statment since Torso girl doesn't have hands or legs...) there is also "Baby Daddy Ken" and "Baby Mama Skipper" (who can also be purchased together as part of the Kissing Cousins discounted package), and the last but not least is "Trailer Court Midge". Just thought you might want to save up your pennies and add these to your collection. :)
P.S. I know mine weren't as good as your previous posts, but you better at least pretend they were funny. :)
It brings me great joy to see the effects my photo submission has had on the blogging public. I hope that this will be taken into account at point assigning time.
It ain't easy being me...but eleven points for my dolly picture makes a little of the pain go away. So do a few Michelob Lights on a Thursday night. It is Thursday isn't it? Hey, I spelled Michelob right! Twice! Wait- what was I talking about? Hey I spelled Michelob right! Right? What?
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Thats great I've been looking for the Slug on the Sofa doll for years. This is the last piece I need to complete my collection. Last month I found the "Public Urination Ken" doll and the "Roomate Caught Masterbating in the Kitchen" doll at a flea market for $20(I would have paid $50).
Already got 'em my friend. In fact just last week I staged a Doll Jerry Springer episode where "ass-crack-plumber ken" got married to my "bare foot and pregnant barbie", and then my "transexual Fred" doll got all sorts of pissed off and started throwing chairs.
Hey Paul-- Did you find the "Torso Girl Barbie" yet? She's part of the Jerry Springer White Trash Barbie. collection. You'll have to collect all 4. Besides "Torso Girl Barbie" (who I hear is so popular, she's flying off the shelves at Wal-Mart as quick as they can get get their hands...wait, maybe I shouldn't continue the statment since Torso girl doesn't have hands or legs...) there is also "Baby Daddy Ken" and "Baby Mama Skipper" (who can also be purchased together as part of the Kissing Cousins discounted package), and the last but not least is "Trailer Court Midge". Just thought you might want to save up your pennies and add these to your collection. :)
P.S. I know mine weren't as good as your previous posts, but you better at least pretend they were funny. :)
It brings me great joy to see the effects my photo submission has had on the blogging public. I hope that this will be taken into account at point assigning time.
Smut-filled? There is no smut here buddy, only love and the occassional reference to blow jobs and animal sex.
Due to high volume of responses (and the fact that this doll cracks me up), I am bestowing 11 points upon you
It ain't easy being me...but eleven points for my dolly picture makes a little of the pain go away. So do a few Michelob Lights on a Thursday night. It is Thursday isn't it? Hey, I spelled Michelob right! Twice! Wait- what was I talking about? Hey I spelled Michelob right! Right? What?
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