Ok guys I'm going to try again. I'm rescheduled to play at the Deja Vu comedy house in Columbia, MO (there is a link to a map on my website) on Friday, June 17th. Cross your fingers that old mother nature doesn't do me in again.
Also if your not doing anything tonight, I'm supposed to be playing at the Island Bar in Lee's Summit for a friends birthday.
ps- I haven't had very many drunken haiku lately, so I'm going to give you guys another topic- people with eye patches. Enjoy
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I'm not a pirate
I'm just a dude with one eye
and a wooden leg
Eye patches do not
Make a good substitute for
Birth control patches
I work for Enron -
like my new sequined eyepatch?
It's the plank for you!
Can I play again, pretty please?
First day with the hook
Seagull pooped in my eye - Ouch!
Lovely new eyepatch...
;P
I SWEAR this is my last one on eyepatches...
Gold mesh eyepatches!
New fashion craze! Get yours now -
Fifty dollars each
Goes very will with this pink mesh handbag don't you think?
It seems to me that
diva of the office has
an eye patch fetish
My brother-in-law,
He wears an eye patch, no lie.
Poor sucker, one eye.
-Howdy
Howdy, you should send in a picture of your brother-in-law for the scavengerhunt.
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