Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Song Request

I was just asked by someone to write a song about her moms extremely large nipples.
I immediately started thinking the exact same thing you guys are- "Is your mom single?"

Apparently the mom nipples are large in length not diameter, with a span of maybe an inch and a half. At first I thought it was kind of weird that she had this fascination with her moms body parts, then I thought "Hey that's kind of hot", then I thought "Hey that's kind of creepy", and then finally later on that night by myself I thought it was kind of hot again.

She says she wants me to record the song so she can play it for her mom, but I don't usually write requested songs. I usually just get drunk and write about love. I'm not even sure how to start writing a song about extremely long mom nipples, and even if I did I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be all that flattering. Let's say I do write this nipple song, is it ok to ask for pictures? You guys got any ideas? What rhymes with nipple?

I apologize for any discomfort this post may have caused

Monday, November 21, 2005

Check It Out

I got numorous request to get some songs up on the net so people could hear 'em , and what do I get? Zippo- I got nothing- No responses- Nothing.

I need a drink.

Friday, November 18, 2005

Drunken Quote Of The Day

"You're so cute when you're slurring your speech,
but they're closing the bar and they want us to leave."

Death Cab For Cutie- Crooked Teeth

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

My Space

Ok I have joined the My Space crowd.
I did this because it was the easiest way I could find to get a couple of my songs up on the net.

I'm not very good with this computer stuff so I haven't got it linked up yet, but if you go to this website I'm under Paul & The Violent Farmers (or you can probably find me under Paul Shields too). Aimee did a great job of hooking it up and designing it so make sure you check it out.

The songs are up too, so let me know what you think.



Keep Singin' & Drinkin'