Ok I have a request for a resurrection of the drunken Haiku contest.
This time around it's gonna go a little different. I am going to attempt to write a drunken Haiku a day for one year- That's 365 Drunken Haiku total.
You may recall me telling you about my last attempt at a Haiku a day with my friend Amy, but for those who weren't on the Violent Farmer band wagon yet here is my original post:
Friday, March 18, 2005
My Drunken Haiku Corner
For those of you who were asleep during the haiku chapter in school, I will give you a quick lesson (for those of you who were awake- why?)
Haiku is some sort of ancient Asian poetry (Japanese maybe? Who knows?), that is made up of three lines. The first line has has five syllables, seven syllables on the next line, and five again on the last line. Pretty easy.
A couple of years ago I was drunk at a bar with my friend Amy, and in our drunken stupor we made a pact to write a haiku each day and e-mail them to each other for one year. It sounded like a good idea at the time, but then again we were drunk.
It sucked. We made it for about two weeks, before we decided to just do seven haiku at the end of the week instead of e-mailing one each day.
One weeks later we decided to cut our year down to six months, and to just e-mail them when we had time.
Two weeks after that we decided to just stop and spend more time at the bar.
...well that was my original post way back then, and damn it I'm gonna do my best (and Amy is on board too) to get it done this time, and I'm inviting everyone to give it a shot with us.
I know that in the past prizes have been offered up and not sent(you will get those prizes sometime damn it), but with this one I will give my personal drunken assurance that on the 365th day I will send the winner a shinny new Violent Farmers T-Shirt and CD.
I realize that not everyone can get to a computer everyday and post(I will be one of them), so all I require is that you number your Haiku so I know how many you've completed, and the one with the most Haiku by day 365 wins I don't care when you get them to me, just leave them as a comment.
OK here goes Drunken Haiku 2 Electric Bugaloo
One
Haikuing again
dedicating this one to
Anna Nicole's Kid
Paul and The Violent Farmers
One
I am gonna crack
My decisions are not mine
in my robot world
Amy-Pee Pants
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5 comments:
One
Paulie is blogging
And the salmon have returned
To Capistrano.
Two
Where were you Paulie
While I checked your blog each day
In my underwear.
Three
If I had a beer
For each empty shirt promise
I would have three beers.
Four
A Haiku a day
The Farmer promised to us
That lying bastard
Five
A Chinese baby
My wife and I will adopt
Is Paul potty trained?
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