Wednesday, June 27, 2007

T-Shirt Caption Contest

Ok, my Haiku contest didn't go so well, and your winner is:

"Blog Daddy"

This is mainly due to the fact that he is the only one besides me that entered. Congratulations Blog Daddy you out Haikued me and for your prize you will receive one of the brand new "Paul & The Violent Farmers" T-Shirts, which brings me to my next contest: "Write the caption for the new Paul & the Violent Farmers contest"

I have a connection for getting the shirts made so all I need to do is pick which of the following pictures to use and what the caption should be. If I like your idea and I use your idea, then you get a T-Shirt free.

And here you go with #1 the worlds fattest Twins on Mini Bikes:





or

#2 This Kid:


9 comments:

TheNotQuiteRightReverend said...

"All my rowdy friends are coming over tonight to see

Both my fatty twins riding on their mini bikes."

-- Hank Williams, Jr.

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TheNotQuiteRightReverend said...

During a long bout with depression in the 1970's, Hank Williams Jr ate so much and grew so large that he actually divided."

TheNotQuiteRightReverend said...

Photo#2:

Have you seen my nipples?

TheNotQuiteRightReverend said...

"Daddy says if I eat all my Egg McMuffins I'll qualify for disability so he can have beer money."

Anonymous said...

Photo # 2:

GOT MILK?

-Howdy

Anonymous said...

Photo # 1: Double the Ton, Double the Fun. or Double the Tonnage, Doublethe Funnage.

DesperadoDC said...

Dude:

I didn't know that you were an Olympic Weight Lifter! Did you buy your steroids from Barry Bonds?

Joe Higby said...

Photo #2

"Feed My Baby!"