Tipsy Haiku

Twenty-Two

Lindsay Lohan is
An obnoxious, drunken slut.
I think I like that.



Twenty-Three

Brittney Freakin' Spears
Is a bald, obnoxious slut.
I'm not into that.


Twenty-Four

Paris Hilton is
A tall, drunk, obnoxious slut.
That sounds about right!