NO SHOW AGAIN

My show tonight was cancelled again guys.
Apparently It's going to be crap weather every Friday. Never the less I'm rescheduled in again in two weeks.

New date:
Friday, May 13th at 10:30 & 11:30 on the front deck of the Deja Vu

Weather Permitting

Anonymous Haiku Pulls Trough

Holding you tightly,
cool porcelain feels so good,
I love you toilet.

by- anonymous


anonymous gets the nod for the week 6 title with this haiku gem, and I would like to respond with my own:

don't know who you are
week 6 drunken haiku czar
keep the flame alive


As some of you may remember, a couple of post back I said I was being hired to play a bachelor party this month. Well Saturday the big party finally happened.
The guys hired three acts for the night- a mime, me, and a stripper.

Did I mention the mime?

I was glad to find that the mime did not get naked. He mainly twirled plates, and juggled, although he did act out a disturbing rendition of my "Cowboy" song.
The stripper/dancer, while not the most beautiful girl, wasn't ugly, and she did get naked.

I love strippers/dancers!!

The party ended with the guys picking their fantasy football draft order with the help of the stripper/dancer and six ping pong balls.

Did I mention I love strippers/dancers?
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Anyway I thought that I would try something new with the drunken haiku this week. I want to try doing a theme.
And in honor of the bachelor party, the theme for this week will be - Mimes!!!

So send in your drunken mime haiku, and we'll see how it goes.

Sorry Guys

Damn weather.

I'm rescheduled in at the VU on 4/29/5, which should be next Friday at 10:30 and 11:30

Weather Permitting!!!

CANCELLATION!!!!!!!!!!

**UPDATE**
The big show has been cancelled because of the weather. Paul says it will be rescheduled for next Friday or the one after that. I will post it here as soon as I know. I will be at the show when it is rescheduled. We can get new plans going as soon as we know which day it will be. Paulie wants to thank everyone who was coming. He appreciates the effort and hopes you can come to the rescheduled show.

Don't be Blue Week 4 Haiku

The wait is over ladies and gentlemen, we have our first official haiku entry with an improper syllable count.
I was waiting for this to happen so I could dish out my very first"to drunk to count" award (2D2C for short).
And the winner of the first ever 2D2C is:

You all are extremely
sick and need to Get A Life
like everyone else

by- Anonymous


Anonymous, I counted that first line like 10 times and I came up with 6 syllables every time. Congratulations you are officially "to drunk to count".
You will have a shiny new"2D2C" button waiting for you in the office.

Keep counting and drinking anonymous, keep counting and drinking.



And now for the actual week 4 haiku winner:
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I can't find my car
It's somewhere near the bar
Inebriation

by- MD
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Nice job MD.
You win mainly because you reminded me that I need to go down town and find where I left my car last night.
You join DLS and the week 1 winner, battling it out for that cool first place prize.

Now here is a haiku to get you started for this weeks contest:

i, like Cher, wish that
i also could turn back time
only not so far

Good luck with the drinking and counting


ps- There is going to be a comedy act before my show on Friday (8:00), and if you want to go let me know so I can reserve a table.

New Gig Announcement

Hey guys I told you I had a new gig announcement coming up, and it has been finalized. I'll be playing in Columbia at the Deja Vu comedy house on April 22. I'm scheduled for 2 shows on the back deck at 10:30 and 11:30. I will have directions on my main page soon, so keep checking back.

Winner of Haiku for You Week Three & Two

Ok here's what happened, I got drunk and missed last weeks haiku winner announcement and now to be fair I should actually announce two winners this week.

Just kidding, that's to much flippin work.

I thought long and hard last night while I was sleeping, and woke up with my decision - No more tequila. This was not an easy decision for me. Tequila and I go way back. We're like potato and salad, we don't look like we go together, but when we do it's always a freakin party.

Sorry I'm not sure what that was, but here is the haiku winner for weeks two and three:

Drunken Mantra
You're so beautiful
I think I'm in love with you.
What's your name again?

DLS

Congratulations DLS, for a win with your very first haiku published on the site. I was having a tough decision until I got to DLS's haiku. DLS, I think you captured the essence of what Drunken Haiku is all about.
I think we can all feel your pain.

DLS is now in the running for the big prize along with week one's winner. Still not sure what that is, but it will be freaking cool when I find out.

I am now going to leave you guys with this haiku to get you started for this weeks haiku (again just enter your haiku in any comment section, and I'll get it):


midgets make me laugh
i'm not sure why, they just do
i'm going to hell


Good luck with the haiku and drinking

Drunken Haiku Redo

I apologize for not posting the haiku winner this week, but I was gone all weekend with no access to a computer. Because of this and the fact that I don't have many entries this week, I am extending this weeks haiku challenge until Friday.

apparently some of you are a little confused as to were to post your haiku. Just click on any comment section that you want and post it. I get everything that is posted on this site to my e-mail, so I won't miss it.

Another reason for extending the contest is that last weeks winner Seamhead is in the lead again this week, and he appears to think that no one can beat him. Someone please take up this challenge, because his head is already big enough from winning last week.

Also keep checking back, because I am going to have a new gig announcement coming soon (and this one is not at the Island).