As I've mentioned in previous posts Friday is not only St. Patty's day, but also the Aimsters B-Day. Last year she was toast drunk by 9:00, and I hope to help keep with that tradition again this year. As normal we will be bar hopping, but this year I think we are going to put a little twist on the festivities, in the form of a "Drunken Bar Hopping Scavenger Hunt".
At each bar we are going to be split into teams with a list of stupid stuff to find. Here is were I could use a little help- what do I put on the list? Here are a couple of things I was thinking about:
Green Underwear (extra points if its a bra and panties both)
Mullet (extra points if its a female)
Uni-Brow (extra points for a female)
Kenny Rogers (again extra points for a female)
Piggy Back Riders (extra points if its a dude ridding on a girls back)
Animal tattoo (extra points if it's a cartoon animal- Tweety Bird, Mighty Mouse, etc.)
So anybody else got some ideas?
4 comments:
Eye patch sightings and heterosexual college girls making out with each other would be two items worthy of bonus points and digital photography.
Don't let us down.
2 chicks making out is going on the list.
My secret word is Fonzy
I too will be hoping to go to a bar or bar hoping as you put it.
I think you should also assign tasks to your merrymakers. For instance, big points to anyone who makes a KU fan cry or bleed.
Another thing that's fun. Find a couple makin' out in the bar. Then yell "Get a room!" at them. Bonus points if the guy rips your face off.
Biggest points of all: Find a Chamorro and buy him some beers. That's big money, no whammys.
I, too implore you to lime-jello wrestle with a girl while wearing my shirt and of course green panties. If the other girl is wearing an eye-patch and you decide to make out with her, this dirty old man may never recover.
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