Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Get Your Haiku On

Eight

Samuel Adams
Brews a pretty tasty beer
For a dead person

Nine

I just watched a show
Called "World's Most Beautiful Twins"
I'm married to one

Ten

Paul needs to appear
On the "Bob and Tom Show" soon
He's their cup of tea

Eleven

According to Bill
"They say that a cucumber
Makes the best pickle."

Twelve

Things I've done while drunk:
Once, I lost a gamble fart
I hate losing those.

Thirteen

You can call me "Coach"
My son is playing t-ball
Weep for the future

Fourteen

I remember when
Paulie blogged every day
No wait, that was me

Fifteen

The most prolific
Haiku-er in the whole world
Drinks Boulevard Beer

Sixteen

Fat, drunk, and stupid
Is no way to go through life
Mister Blutarsky

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