Thursday, May 10, 2007

New Haiku


Eight
Imus in the morn
telling it like it is to
nappy headed hos

PVF

Nine
Fat cops and hundreds
of cats. The things you see while
cleaning up meth labs

PVF

Ten
Braided Mohawk love
squeaky voiced hula dancer
vote for Sanjia

PVF

Eleven
If I were real old
I'd sit and remember when
cheese was called butter

PVF

Twelve
Clad in orange jumpsuit
catwalking down the lunch line
work it Miss Hilton

PVF

Thirteen
Rain glistens off trees
beautiful rainbows appear
Barry Bonds head is huge

PVF

2 comments:

TheNotQuiteRightReverend said...

Eighteen

Just the other day
I shaved my nether region
Won't do that again

TheNotQuiteRightReverend said...

Nineteen

Happy Mother's Day
I sure hope that my mother
Doesn't read Eighteen