It's done. I've put all the ideas together and add some of my own and have completed the Nipple song. As you all know I'm Irish, so I made it into a kind of Irish drinking song, so when your reading it pick up a beer and sway and you will get the basic idea. I am trying to get it recorded this week, and I will let you know when I post it on my MYSPACE site so you can all hear how it sounds. I haven't named the song yet so if any one has any ideas let me know.
Here you go the very first Violent Farmer drunken blog contribution song:
I met a girl at the bar one day
She ordered a drink and I offered to pay
She looked kind of cold with her high beams a glarin
Then she noticed my eyes on her nipples just starin
She said if you like these than you'll love Mary my mom
Because hers must span at least an inch and a half long
Tru lay- tru lie
Where have I been?
Your moms got the longest nipples I've seen
If your mom was a waitress making a living off tips
She'd make more cash stirring drinks with her nips
Something to grab when reaching from the back
Like a set of handlebars on the front of that rack
Their big and they bounce and pointy and perky
Their just like those contraptions that pop out of a turkey
Tru lay- tru lie
What in the world
Your moms got the longest milk dribblers my girl
She has to carry insurance in case she makes cripples
Out of people getting poked in the eye with her nipples
If she twirled them with pasties like some dancers do
They would look like propellers on a B-52
They're long not large if you get my gist
Like the index finger on a midget's fist
Tru lay- tru lie
Please let's not quibble
Because there's room for us all on your moms long ass nipple
I'd look her in the eye if she got those out of mine
But if she doesnt care then I guess that's just fine
Tru lay- tru lie
Where have I been?
Your moms got the longest nipples I've seen
Tru lay- tru lie
What in the world
Your moms got the longest milk dribblers my girl
Tru lay- tru lie
Please let's not quibble
Because there's room for us all on your moms long ass nipple
(Sorry if I couldn't fit all the ideas into the song, but they all had me rolling)
4 comments:
This song will change people's lives. You are the most influential songwriter since Bob Dylan. Or maybe Weird Al. At any rate, I love it and can't wait to hear you perform it. The title should be, "Your Mudder's Udders" or "Mommy's Nipples Shouldn't Be" or "Mary's Mother's Lactating Freakshow" or "No Wonder Your Dad Wears an Eye Patch".
Ok, the front runner for a name for the song is "No Wonder Your Dad Wears an Eye Patch".
Thats feaking great blogdaddy.
Truly, I nearly died laughing reading those lyrics... you are a genius!
By the way, you'd be banned in Singapore. Just thought you might like to know.
I'm gonna put that on my first album ***Paul & The Violent Farmers- banned in Singapore**
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