(AP) Blue Springs, MO- Singer/songwriter/comedian Paul Shields has not been seen or heard from by the fans of his world famous blog "I Wrote This When I Was Drunk" since late 2005, sources tell the Associated Press. Shields, who's legend was built upon fights with the Amish, infatuations with midgets, and oral sex with truck drivers while under the influence of Tequilla, the national drink of his native country China, has not posted on his blog in weeks. Worried followers are concerned that his New Year's celebrations may have left him in a precarious state- like Nevada. "I know in my heart that Paulie's OK," longtime fan Seymor Butz told reporters at a vigil outside an internet cafe where fans gather to read Shield's blog. "The really great artists sometimes go out into this crazy world to find inspitration. Sometimes they don't come back, but I believe Paul will find whatever it is he's looking for- like a fifth of Cuervo or something- and then he'll return. We need that dude."
Several high profile entertainers in the singer/songwriter/comedian industry are planning an event to raise awarness in the case of the missing Violent Farmer. Weird Al Yankovic, Adam Sandler, and Michael Bolton are a few of the artists slated to perform. "We want to let everyone out there know that Paul's in our thoughts and prayers and that we won't rest until we bring him home," event organizer Michael Jackson stated. A date has not been set for a concert, but several artists who have artificially extended their careers by singing songs for charity have reportedly been spotted going into Quincy Jones's "We are the World" studios. Insiders say that a possible title for the song is "We'd Blow a Trucker to Get You Blogging Again."
The photo is an outdated one of Paul provided by his family and approved by Michael Jackson.
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