I have been unable to fulfill my duties as designated poster. It's not because of all the charges the police have filed against me. I'm just a lazy bastard. However, I am innocent of all the charges.
So I'm passing the baton to Jeff. He whined like a lonely puppy to get on the contributor list, and we've only seen one crappy post out of him. He hasn't even come close to winning a haiku contest either. Let's try to get something out of him.
Speaking of the contributors, who is this freakin' Josh dude? Has anyone ever read a post or a Haiku by him? Does he really exist? I heard he was a cow bell player, but that may have been a rumor.
I apologize for being a lazy bastard. I hope Jeff isn't as lazy because God knows he's an ugly bastard. I'd hate to be both.
I'll leave you with some drunken haiku.
Handsome Chamorro
that lazy bastard has a
beautiful bald head
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