Mime for a girlfriend
she's great in the sack, but I
think she's faking it
by- Aimee
Thank heavens, we can now stop writing haiku about mimes.
Aimee you now join the other weekly winners at a chance to win the big prize. I'm not sure what that prize is going to be, but it's going to rock.
This weeks haiku subject is anything you want except for mimes. No mimes!! If anyone writes about mimes they are off my cool person list, and it will take a hell of a lot of ass kissing to get back on.
Now that the nasty mime thing is out of the way, it has come to my attention that I haven't been posting very often. I apologize for this, and in an effort to have my blog change more often I am going to propose another contest.
I am going to appoint a new person every week to make a post to this blog, and with the help of everyone's comments and criticisms I will pick the best one to give an even bigger prize than the haiku prize. There are no rules to the posting, but you should be drunk when you write it.
And the privilege of being the first contest poster goes to Seamhead.
Good luck seamhead just post something and we will tell you if it sucks.
Keep the haiku coming
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Hey Paul-- your new "contest" is great. If I'm ever "lucky" enough to be chosen it will probably take a lot of ass kissing on your part to get back in my good graces! :) I won't update your website for two months, instead of the customary month I've been making you wait! Thanks for picking my mimeku! :)
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