Lie to Me Day

I just took three shots of tequila and looked at the calendar. Apparently today is "Lie to Me Day". I'm not sure what kind of calendar it is or who celebrates it, but I figure it's as good a reason as any to go drinking.

Since I haven't got any pics for the Scavenger Hunt yet, I thought maybe this could be an interesting topic to comment on. I'm inviting you guys to comment and tell me the biggest thing you've ever lied about (feel free to post anonymously). Have fun clearing your conscious.


Don't forget tomorrow's my birthday

Birthday Alert

Yes my birthday is Friday, thank you for asking.
I hope to last longer than last year when I had a pinata filled with little airplane size booze bottles. I felt it my duty to down as many of them as possible, in as as little time as possible. I remember swinging at the pinata then waking up the next morning with the distinct feeling that I need to call up everyone that was at my party and apologize (not sure what I was apologizing for, just knew it needed to be done). The pinata birthday was actually tame compared to the year before when I woke up the day after with my pants on and my underwear in the trash. This year I'm taking precautions by steering clear of pinatas and duct taping my underwear down.

Drunken Unibrow Standings

Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I think I was drunk.

There was only one drunken Haiku entry turned in (by jagua piru), so I'm not giving out a haiku winner this week.

I don't want to write everyone's name down, so I'm just going to list the top 5 points leaders in the Drunken Scavenger Hunt contest:

howdy- 10 points
jagua piru- 15 points
skeeter master-18 points
bovine bashers wife- 18 points
big daddy- 26 points

Big Daddy has a commanding lead, but that could change at any moment, due to the fact that I just get drunk and make up points anyway.

Here's the new Haiku and Scavenger Hunt subject:
Someone or something that looks like someone, or something famous.

for example, if you have an uncle that looks like Rosie O'Donnell, then send me a picture of him and Rosie and I'll put it up for the bloggers to compare.


Rules Recap:

1- get drunk
2- send me a picture, or write a hiaku

Women of Sports

At the moment I'm drunk, and I've decided to do a feature called-

Women of Sports that I'm in Love With

This is Sonya"The Black Widow" Thomas. I want to marry her, and not just because I'm drunk. I want to wed this woman, because she can eat 37 hot dogs (bun and all) in like 12 minutes. That's right I said 37 (give or take 3 or 4). In the world of competitive eating she has no match ( except that skinny asian guy that always wins). I am currently writing a love song for her (because I'm drunk), and I hope to unveil it soon.

In a sport dominated by men it is awesome to see a woman with such determination and drive compete to see how many hot dogs she can stuff in her mouth in 12 minutes. This sport is spreading like wildfire, and I'm proud to see my Sonya making a name for women.


Sonya keep shovin and I'll keep lovin

This drunken scavenger hunt pic was sent in by Bovine Bashers Wife. This is an awesome unibrow. Notice how the unibrow is actually connected to his beard. I'd hate to see this guys back. Posted by Picasa

This is a picture of the "Slug on the Sofa Doll" I spotted on e-bay. Now that's a unibrow!
-big daddy  

I'm not sure if this will offend anyone, but I thought this was a pretty awesome picture of "W". He's looking pretty hot with his unibrow. :)

I thought it might be a good topic to write a haiku about, but I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with dumbass....maybe one of your regular bloggers can think of something. :)

--Aim