Monday, January 16, 2006
Violent Farming for the Masses
Paul Shields, meth lab cleaner-upper. Paul Shields, entertainer. Which do you think sounds more appealing for our favorite Violent Farmer? Unless he can make a living singing his songs, Paulie will be forced to earn his living by cleaning up meth labs. He isn't sure if he will be disposing of the labs after the police discover them in raids or if he will be picking up pieces of them after the trailers they are hidden in explode. Either way, it doesn't sound like a "dream job" to me. As of this weekend, I am officially Paul and the Violent Farmers' manager. I may even print up some business cards! I will book the gigs so Paul can concentrate on creating and performing his tunes. He is sending me a copy of his demo CD so I can get the ball rolling for him soon. With any luck, Paul will be making his mark in the music/comedy world while I'm living off the royalties to my first book deal. Look out world! Maybe my next book will be "The Unauthorized Autobiography of Paul and the Violent Farmers," co-written by the Man himself. Wait'll they get a load of us, Paulie. Wait'll.
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Does anyone remember that anti-meth commercial where that girl is singing about having the cleanest house on the street
Meth... oh ... Meth!
I've never seen that, but it sounds hillarious. It doesn't sound like much of an anti-meth ad though, I would so love to have the cleanest house on the block, plus possibly shed a couple pounds in the process.
Man you are not going to believe this but my secret word is one vowel away from saying "meth pie"
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